Do you have a busy schedule? Do you live in a flat? Are you not up for heavy exercises but do you wish to adopt a pet? Honestly asking, do you think you need lazy dogs? Well don’t worry, there are many dogs out there who would fit into your lifestyle without even uttering a bark.
Overly Troubled with gravity?
There are dogs who consider themselves overly troubled by gravity. They like to sleep and save all their energy for the dreams in which they run. They would rather just give in to the pressure of sitting and would just sleep for the majority of the day. The saying, “For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog” is very much applicable to these dogs. They would find the softest spot on your sofa, curl up and sleep like they cannot bother with the world which is already beyond their reach. These lazy dogs are easy to do parent as they have their priorities very straight which probably would just include sleeping.
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These dogs have a calm and monotonous attitude towards life and would rather wag their tail in their sleeping position than getting to up see what the excitement is all about. So which are the laziest of dog breeds?
1) Newfoundland
If you are planning on buying a lazy dog it won’t hurt to look at Newfoundlands. Newfoundland is a strong, heavy dog with a broad head and slightly arched crown. They have black noses except for bronze coloured dogs who have brown noses.
Remember Nana from Peter Pan who watched over children? She is probably the most famous Newfoundland. She fits in well with her character as Newfoundlands are often called nanny dogs as they are natural babysitters. Newfoundlands need regular exercise but they don’t want it. They are inactive indoors and are quite content with lazing around the house. Walking small distances is enough of an exercise for this breed.
2) Saint Bernard
The lethargic nature of a Saint Bernard is pretty justified with the weight of the fur they carry around everywhere. These dogs are known for their calm nature and sensitivity to heat. They are moderately active and are content with a few short walks every day. They will pine without human companionship and would like to stay indoors with their family. While buying a Saint Bernard, you must remember that they are sensitive to heat and would require a lot of care in summers. On a lighter note, despite their size, they only eat a moderate amount of food given to any other large breed.
3) Great Dane
Parenting a Great Dane comes with its own pros and cons. Apparently waking them up is like getting a teenager out of bed in the morning. Great Dane is an enormous breed and is an affectionate companion. In their teenage years, they are very energetic and are quite fun to watch but as the years pass they become lethargic. They need a moderate amount of exercise and enough place to stretch their legs.
4) Bulldog
The appearance of this dog is enough proof that they don’t like cardio. They like to sleep, in a comfortable position, on a comfortable bed. They take naps between sleeping hours and often make up for less barking with loud snoring. It’s almost impossible to move a bulldog who is lying down and is even more difficult to take them on a walk when they do not wish to wake up. Some say parenting this dog breed is like having an unemployed roommate.
5) Chow Chow
Of all the lazy dogs, this breed once topped the list of American’s laziest dogs. Chow Chow is a large dog with a blue back tongue and almost straight hind legs. These dogs need moderate exercise and the occasional run in the park to keep fit. They make the perfect cuddle buddy and would spend more time on the sofa in a day than you have in a month.
Although it’s easy to confuse these dogs with sloths (kidding) it should not stop you from making them exercise. Exercising keeps the dog healthy and active and reduces the chance of obesity and related complications. So when you are making a decision to buy a dog and if you get one of the large and lazy dogs, remember to exercise together before and after getting sufficient amount of sleep. You can also adopt an elder dog because as dogs grow old, they become more calm and collected.
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